Wild Honey

I am feeling extremely bloated, like my skin is being stretched over my tummy because I am SO full. And even after saying that, it still feels like an understatement because I am so uncomfortable.

English, $22
Scrambled eggs, mushrooms, bacon, potatoes, tomato, rustic toast and kidney beans with meat

European, $18
Eggs benedict with parma ham on rustic toast with Hollandaise sauce

This is not what I had for dinner today, this is what Daddy and I had at Wild Honey a while back and my plate's (English) portion was for someone with a stomach the size of a mammoth. I was too full that day, that I went home straight to lard around instead of meeting my friends to shop. I'm not even kidding.

I am on the verge of sticking my finger down my throat to induce myself to vomit to feel a little bit better but bulimia is not fashionable, eating proper portions is.

Till then, xx