WHO SAYS FAT GIRLS CAN'T LOOK NICE, boo you skinny whores!!!!! (no offence i love all you skinny bitches you know that)
These outfits are in no ranking order... HERE GOES!
NUMBER 1
This right here... IS SO COMFORTABLE and it makes me feel like a pin up girl, with the retro hairband that the best friend got for me (best present ever srsly)! I love pin up girls I love how they are curvy and sexy and fun all at the same time and this is just my go-to combination when I am feeling slightly fun hahaha! The shrug is from my boyfriend who knew I had my eyes on it when I first saw them at Haji and secretly went and got it for me when I decided that $29.90 isn't worth it for such a thin piece of material... BOY WAS I WRONG HELLO THIS IS THE BEST DAMNED SHRUG EVERRRRRRRRR ~
NUMBER 2
This. This freaking perfect Lilypirates dress is heaven on my blubber. The cut is so flattering I couldn't have any dress that would flatter my shape ANY better than this glorious, celestial lace dress I love it so bad that I save it for special occassions (ok ok i just got it like what 3 wks ago why am i talking like i've had it for years i've only worn this twice BUT THATS WHY ITS SPECIAL OK). It's the sturdy but flowy at the same time I don't know am I making sense I feel like a cooler, more updated version of Guan Yin Ma (GYM).
Here's a picture of GYM:
DAMN RIGHT THE DRESS UP THERE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE THIS
NUMBER THREE
A crazy coloured fun as fuck quirky eccentric hello i may look like an art student or some cool indie crazed chill but hippie dress.
YUP, I'VE NAMED THE DRESS BY THE WAY I FEEL WHEN I WEAR IT. DO I NEED TO ELABORATE FURTHER I JUST FEEL LIKE FUCKING LED ZEPPLIN ON WEED IN THIS DRESS LA!!! Makes me so freaking happy I was so happy when I swiped my card across the counter and when the salesgirl handed the bag to me whoohoo wanted to pop champagne and sprinkle glitter everywhere!!!!!!
NUMBER FOUR
This combination has to be my favourite combination ever. You can never go wrong with a boyfriend blazer, a patterned top and shorts. It makes everything go from blah to chic the instant you throw on the blazer and it will take you from day to night. WOW AM I SOUNDING LIKE THE ELLE STYLE EDITOR ALREADY?! But of course the only downside is that Singapore is too hot and I am covered in too many layers of fat and a bra and a top and now this blazer oh my god I am a walking sauna if thats what it is BUT I LOVE IT I WILL BRAVE THE HEAT TO LOOK GOOD I WILL (or just perspire like a cow and look like a crazed freak who bathed in her outfit, yep life... keeps getting better).
NUMBER FIVE
A GIGANTIC TEE, of course if it's gigantic but still short remember to wear some sort of pants underneath because we are not sluts we are f4shi0n4bL3 & cL4sSy ok???? Ok girls??????? My boy london shirts are so so so easy to just slip into, chuck my feet into boots and I'm ready to stomp around town looking like I am too c00L for U hehehehehe.
Okay that's all the outfits that are fool-proof for me but one last thing I'd like to get off my chest is that...
See the 2nd comment?
DON'T LET PEOPLE BRING YOU DOWN OKAY? If your outfit is legit, and you think its nice/comfy/smashing/beautiful/makes you feel like a million bucks then wear it like you OWN it! I thought my picture was pretty and my outfit was quite sTyL3 what no meh? Who cares if you're fat, skinny, black, white, with 8 hands or 1 hand, whatever the fuck you are... YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL IF YOU OWN THE OUTFIT. Of course don't try to pull some Fergie nonsense because if Fergie keeps getting the Worst Dressed then you know you sure as hell won't have a chance in pulling it off...
FUCK DA HATERS YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE HATERS BUT THEM HATERS JUST GOTTA KEEP HATIN' SO THAT YOU CAN KEEP IMPROVING!!!!
HEHEHEHE ^^ Signing off!!! Have a lovely week gaiseeee, be kind to one another!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA YOU.
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